Shipping policy
🚚 Getting Your Gear to You (Without the Drama)
Because you've waited long enough for good things — like a full lunch break or a patient who actually uses their call light appropriately.
🎉 Free Shipping Orders over $75 ship free. Treat yourself. You've earned it.
⏱️ Order Processing Your order will be processed within 2-5 business days of placing it. During peak periods it may take a little longer — just like how "I'll be right with you" means something different on a busy shift. We haven't forgotten about you, we promise.
📦 Shipping & Delivery Once your order ships, expect delivery within 4-8 business days depending on your location and the shipping method you selected at checkout. Tracking info will be sent your way so you can obsessively refresh it on your phone between patients. We get it.
🔒 Secure Checkout All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout — safer than the med room and significantly less paperwork.
⚠️ The Fine Print (Because Honesty Matters) Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather, and other things outside our control can happen — much like a full moon on a Friday night shift. We'll do our part, we just can't control the rest.